Engraved Fruit

I get a call on the telephone one day about someone wanting large batches of apples laser engraved. They started arriving in massive batches the evil apples kept coming.

Evil Apples you say? Why not ? If you have a difficult project that requires laser cutting or engraving, we don’t mind tackling your bad apples.

They were going to slowly take over the earth one nation at a time. The evil apples were storming the capitol by the hundreds via UPS.

Just kidding, they were regular apples…. fruit and produce are apparently marketable… I believe this was for a big art exhibit in Washington, D.C. I don’t ask questions.

Laser Engraved Bananas, Oranges, Watermelons, Apples, Cucumbers, Onions maybe? Probably not, no thanks. You really have to clean out the lasers good after engraving any kind of produce or it will stink.


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