Engraved tools are what you need. “Why?” you might ask. “Why do I need engraved tools?” I’m glad you asked that question! You need engraved tools for one simple reason: because they are amazing. They are like regular tools, only 47x better. That is a real number which we arrived at through science. Once you engrave your tools, they become forty-seven times better than they were before. You can’t argue with math like that. Engraved tools have a number of advantages over their non-engraved counterparts. For one, they don’t get lost nearly as often. If someone’s borrowed your custom tools, there’s never any question or discussion when you retrieve it about whether or not it was yours. If it has your name on it, or it matches the other tools that you’ve had engraved, then it’s an open-and-shut case.
Obviously, engraved tools can still get actually lost if you can’t find where you put them. But let’s be honest. Most times if a tool is lost, it’s not because you forgot where you set it down. It’s because someone else borrowed it and didn’t give it back. That’s the way the world works.And even if no one’s borrowing your stuff, you’ll still want engraved tools because they just look better. And when tools look better, they work better. That’s another science fact. If you don’t believe us, get some engraved tools and try it out for yourself! You’ll see pretty quickly which tools are superior. Hint: it won’t be the plain, generic ones that everyone has. Those tools have low self-esteem which impacts their job performance. The engraved ones, though, know that they’re special, and that’s clearly reflected in their work. Invest in your tools. Invest in yourself. You deserve this.