Nothing’s classier than fine wooden keepsakes. But if you don’t have any such keepsakes, how can you get some? That’s easy: just take anything wooden you have and get it custom laser engraved. Chairs? Boring. Custom laser engraved chairs? Fantastic! You can put your name, your wedding date, or maybe just a pithy saying. Whatever you want! They’re your future heirlooms. Have some fancy wooden plates around your house? We can make those custom laser engraved, too. Picture frames, plaques, maybe just a weird block of wood that you really like for some reason? Lasers make everything better!
Check out the watch over here. Even puns become classy when they’re custom laser engraved. And that takes some doing! We are nothing if not dedicated, though. If you want a pun on a watch, we’ll get that watch custom laser engraved with a pun for you. You’re probably expecting us to make a pun here, but we won’t. We’re above that. Back in the day, nothing was engraved with lasers. Why is that? Because lasers didn’t exist yet, that’s why. And that’s the only reason! We have it on good authority that George Washington would have custom laser engraved his dentures if he’d had the option. If it was theoretically good enough for the father of our country, how could it fail to delight you? So bring us your wooden tchotchkes, your mantelpieces, your mailboxes and oars. If you’re ready to have them custom laser engraved, we’re ready to make that happen for you! We’ll engrave anything you bring us. Flat, round, large, small — we’ll mark it all with your message or picture. Every edge will be crisply cut in the way that only a laser can manage!