Customized knives are an excellent way to make something great even greater. With customized knives, you don’t just have functionality, you’ve also got style. And whether you’re out in the wilderness or in your own backyard, style is important. Style is what sets us apart from the animals. That, and opposable thumbs. You’ll also need opposable thumbs to wield your knives. We can’t give you thumbs, but we can give you customization! Our lasers will precision-etch your customized knives with whatever image you need. We can do anything, from college logos to fantasy murals and more! It could be as simple as a name and date, or as complicated as the Sistine Chapel ceiling. Your imagination’s the limit when it comes to ordering customized knives from us. Imagination is what sets us apart from the animals.
And speaking of imagination, just imagine how great your customized knives will look. Now stop imagining, and contact us to make it happen! We can take your idea from concept to reality at the speed of light. Laser light. And since “laser” is an acronym starting with the word light, that’s basically double light speed. No one else can provide customized knives at double light speed. That may seem like faulty math, but faulty math is what sets us apart from the animals. Come to think of it, there seems to be a lot setting us apart from the animals. It’s possible that we’re more different from animals than we realized! That’s an interesting realization. We’re going to have to devote some time to thinking about this. Thinking is what sets us apart from…shoot, there it is again. Maybe we’ll sit down with our customized knives and whittle while we think. Whittling, after all, is what sets us apart from the animals.